Tag: pun

  • Detours ‘r Us

    Aisle: films/movies

    Construction Wars

    • Come to the Dark Side, we have detours.
    • May the detour be with you.

    Back to the Construction

    • Detours? Where we are going we don’t need to take detours.

    Construction Trek

    • Live long and detour.

    Building

    • Do you want to take a detour?

    The Amazing Construction Worker

    • With great detour comes great frustratability.

    Pirates of the Construction Site

    • Why is the road always gone?

    The Lord of the Building Pit

    • One detour to stop them all, one detour to rile them, one detour to cheese them all, and in their anger revile them.
    • Go around, you fools!

    The Pedestrian

    • I’m going on a detour!

    Aisle: games

    Dust Pollution

    • War. War never changes. Except when there are detours to be taken because of construction sites.

    The Elder Site V: Fencerim

    • Once I had a fixed waypath like you, but then several construction sites appeared simultaneously and I needed to take a detour around every single one of them.

    Sonicshock

    • Would you loudly?

    Aisle: books

    Alice at the Construction Site

    • Detouriger and detouriger!

    Blueprint Holmes

    • When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however impassable, is a detour.

    Disclaimer: No detours were taken while writing this post.
    in cooperation with a rhyming snail

  • snail mail

    a snail reading mail on top of a nail

    it tells a tale of a quail flying in hail
    while flying on a gale it follows a trail into a vale
    through the thick veil it spots a bale of hey in jail
    trying to assail the tail of a whale
    landing on a scale it disturbs a pale male weighing kale
    which is stale and frail and thus on sale
    letting out a wail it starts to flail and knocks over a grail full of ale
    attempting to bail it flies into a sail ending in a fail

    making the snail exhale at that last detail and setting out to Yale
    following a rail it will prevail to regale old Gayle who can only read Braille

    in cooperation with a rhyming snail