Tag: construction site

  • P O S T under construction




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    building a new P O S T for you
    in the meantime please keep a save distance from the construction site
  • Construction Wars

    All nine “Construction Wars” films – epic building opera films – are collectively referred to as the “Skyscraper Saga”:

    Episode I: The Marred Terrace

    Episode II: Attack of the Cones

    Episode III: The Stench of the Shit(house)

    Episode IV: A New Rope

    Episode V: The Structure Falls Back

    Episode VI: Return of the Plywood

    Episode VII: The Girder Weakens

    Episode VIII: The Last Navvy

    Episode IX: The Rise of Skyscraper

    in cooperation with a rhyming snail
    Wikipedia: Star Wars

  • Detours ‘r Us

    Aisle: films/movies

    Construction Wars

    • Come to the Dark Side, we have detours.
    • May the detour be with you.

    Back to the Construction

    • Detours? Where we are going we don’t need to take detours.

    Construction Trek

    • Live long and detour.

    Building

    • Do you want to take a detour?

    The Amazing Construction Worker

    • With great detour comes great frustratability.

    Pirates of the Construction Site

    • Why is the road always gone?

    The Lord of the Building Pit

    • One detour to stop them all, one detour to rile them, one detour to cheese them all, and in their anger revile them.
    • Go around, you fools!

    The Pedestrian

    • I’m going on a detour!

    Aisle: games

    Dust Pollution

    • War. War never changes. Except when there are detours to be taken because of construction sites.

    The Elder Site V: Fencerim

    • Once I had a fixed waypath like you, but then several construction sites appeared simultaneously and I needed to take a detour around every single one of them.

    Sonicshock

    • Would you loudly?

    Aisle: books

    Alice at the Construction Site

    • Detouriger and detouriger!

    Blueprint Holmes

    • When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however impassable, is a detour.

    Disclaimer: No detours were taken while writing this post.
    in cooperation with a rhyming snail

  • A wild construction site appears

    It starts drilling holes in concrete
    The drilling is very loud and noisy

    You put in ear plugs
    They lessen the noise

    The construction site starts working on metal
    The smell is awful and stings the nose
    Your defense is lowered

    You close the window
    The smell subsides
    The noise can still be heard

    The construction site continues its
    barrage for hours on end

    You can’t take no more and succumb
    to the onslaught on your senses
    You feel your energy completely depleted
    and need to rest, unable to do anything else
    for the remainder of the day …