Category: wordplay

  • walking orchestra

    slap slap slap

    shuffle shuffle shuffle

    tap tap

    click click click click

    THUD

    patter patter patter

    rustle rustle

    squish squish squish

    clop clop

    scrape

    tip tip tip

  • everything is awesome

    Bricksburg
    … which is constantly under construction

    The Old West
    … which depicts a romanticised cultural stereotype

    Cloud Cuckoo Land
    … where everything is perfect goes wrong

    Octan Tower
    … a cliché villain’s lair

    Real life
    … the domain of the Kragle

    Wikipedia: The Lego Movie and The Lego Movie Videogame

  • scheduled numbers

    Monday

    crunching numbers

    talking about numbers

    more number crunching

    Tuesday

    modelling numbers

    Presenting Numbers

    losing numbers

    Wednesday

    finding numbers

    rapidly crunching numbers

    analysing numbers

    Thursday

    frantically crunching numbers

    planning numbers

    building numbers

    Friday

    sweating numbers

    finalising numbers

    tax adviser auditing the numbers

    Sat/Sun

    dreaming about numbers

  • snail mail

    a snail reading mail on top of a nail

    it tells a tale of a quail flying in hail
    while flying on a gale it follows a trail into a vale
    through the thick veil it spots a bale of hey in jail
    trying to assail the tail of a whale
    landing on a scale it disturbs a pale male weighing kale
    which is stale and frail and thus on sale
    letting out a wail it starts to flail and knocks over a grail full of ale
    attempting to bail it flies into a sail ending in a fail

    making the snail exhale at that last detail and setting out to Yale
    following a rail it will prevail to regale old Gayle who can only read Braille

    in cooperation with a rhyming snail