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  • endless loop

    transcription:

    reflections of the mind
    the mind wandering
    wandering through dark tunnels
    dark tunnels leading nowhere
    nowhere to be found
    to be found in this life
    in this life existing
    existing in dreams
    dreams forming a rainbow
    a rainbow with a pot of gold
    a pot of gold at the end
    at the end to be able to see
    to see reflections
    reflections of the mind
    …

    With thanks to a rhyming snail for help with the infinity loop.

  • distracted definition

    footnote distraction
    … a distraction at the end of a page like a comment or an afterthought

    tiny distraction
    … a distraction that comes and goes but has no real impact

    small distraction
    … a distraction that is modest but keeps coming with its demands

    medium distraction
    … a distraction that is well done

    large distraction
    … a distraction that is worthy to be considered serious

    huge distraction
    … a distraction that is basking in its magnificence

    giant distraction
    … a distraction that in its vastness defies every definition

    cosmic distraction
    … a distraction that in its extent downgrades everything else to a footnote distraction

  • talkimals

    blah blah blah

    baa baa baaaa

    meh     meh

    caw caw caw

    ribbit       ribbit

    mooo

    meow meow purr

    woof woof

    oink

    cock-a-doodle-doo

  • Heat of the night

    In the heat of the night
    sweat on my brow
    feeling my might
    the moment is now

    Whisper sweet nothings
    in my lovers left ear
    I hear a low huffing
    the moment is near!

    The stars were so right
    but we had no such luck
    in the heat of the night
    it was too hot to fuck

  • The Lord of Research

    The epic scholarly adventure film trilogy “The Lord of Research” is based on standard procedures in academia:

    Film 1: The Fellowship of Knowledge

    Film 2: The Two Studies

    Film 3: The Return of the Review

    “The Thesis”, a scholarly adventure film trilogy, is a prequel to the much acclaimed “The Lord of Research” film series:

    Film 1: An Unexpected Research

    Film 2: The Desolation of Students

    Film 3: The Publication of Five Articles

    Wikipedia: The Lord of the Rings (film series) and The Hobbit (film series)

  • tireless

    Adjective

    tireless (comparative more tireless, superlative most tireless)

    1. Like in requiring no rest to regain one’s strength again.
      • Must be kinda hell of an energy drink.
    2. Like in enjoying to repeat the same task over and over again.
      • Could be considered boring by some people.
    3. Like in needing no tires to move around.
      • Yeah to getting to places on foot.

  • droll gambol

    roll a role around a pole

    thole a toll from a troll

    dole a bowl out of a bole

    control a hole as a whole

    cajole a soul on a stroll

    console a coal on the shoal

  • lost definition

    long lost
    … a loss prolonged beyond it’s initial schedule

    short lost
    … a loss abridged to save time

    recently lost
    … a loss that freshly happened

    found lost
    … a loss that was now discovered

    just lost
    … a loss well deserved

    not lost
    … a loss that never happened

    prematurely lost
    … a loss that occurred before it’s time

    unlost
    … a loss undone

  • Construction Wars

    All nine “Construction Wars” films – epic building opera films – are collectively referred to as the “Skyscraper Saga”:

    Episode I: The Marred Terrace

    Episode II: Attack of the Cones

    Episode III: The Stench of the Shit(house)

    Episode IV: A New Rope

    Episode V: The Structure Falls Back

    Episode VI: Return of the Plywood

    Episode VII: The Girder Weakens

    Episode VIII: The Last Navvy

    Episode IX: The Rise of Skyscraper

    in cooperation with a rhyming snail
    Wikipedia: Star Wars

  • Detours ‘r Us

    Aisle: films/movies

    Construction Wars

    • Come to the Dark Side, we have detours.
    • May the detour be with you.

    Back to the Construction

    • Detours? Where we are going we don’t need to take detours.

    Construction Trek

    • Live long and detour.

    Building

    • Do you want to take a detour?

    The Amazing Construction Worker

    • With great detour comes great frustratability.

    Pirates of the Construction Site

    • Why is the road always gone?

    The Lord of the Building Pit

    • One detour to stop them all, one detour to rile them, one detour to cheese them all, and in their anger revile them.
    • Go around, you fools!

    The Pedestrian

    • I’m going on a detour!

    Aisle: games

    Dust Pollution

    • War. War never changes. Except when there are detours to be taken because of construction sites.

    The Elder Site V: Fencerim

    • Once I had a fixed waypath like you, but then several construction sites appeared simultaneously and I needed to take a detour around every single one of them.

    Sonicshock

    • Would you loudly?

    Aisle: books

    Alice at the Construction Site

    • Detouriger and detouriger!

    Blueprint Holmes

    • When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however impassable, is a detour.

    Disclaimer: No detours were taken while writing this post.
    in cooperation with a rhyming snail