footnote distraction
… a distraction at the end of a page like a comment or an afterthought

tiny distraction
… a distraction that comes and goes but has no real impact

small distraction
… a distraction that is modest but keeps coming with its demands

medium distraction
… a distraction that is well done

large distraction
… a distraction that is worthy to be considered serious

huge distraction
… a distraction that is basking in its magnificence

giant distraction
… a distraction that in its vastness defies every definition

cosmic distraction
… a distraction that in its extent downgrades everything else to a footnote distraction